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Monday, March 31, 2014

How Many Taste Buds Are On the Human Tongue?

A person's tongue has about 10,000 taste buds - they last about 10 days
each and are constantly being replaced.

There are approximately 10,000 taste buds on the human tongue. They are
located in the bumps and ridges, known as papillae, on the tongue. Each
taste bud contains taste cells, which have receptors that differentiate
between chemicals and send messages to the brain to respond to the taste.
The lifespan of a taste bud is about 10 days, after which it is replaced
with a new one. Scientists believe that humans' taste buds can taste five
distinct flavors: sweet, sour, salty, bitter and umami, a Japanese word
referring to the savory taste that occurs when the chemical glutamate
breaks down.
Read More: http://www.wisegeek.com/how-many-taste-buds-are-on-the-human-tongue.htm?m

False flag scandal rocks Turkey [this is why YouTube is blocked by Turkey]

False flag scandal rocks Turkey

by aletho
By Dr. Kevin Barrett | Press TV | March 30, 2014
Did Turkish leaders plot a false flag attack designed to trigger a Turkish invasion of Syria?
According to USA Today, "An audio recording leaked on YouTube appears to reveal that top Turkey officials were plotting to fake an attack against their own country..." The recording features Turkish Intelligence Chief Hakan Fidan saying: "I’ll make up a cause of war by ordering a missile attack on Turkey."
The Turkish government has confirmed the recording's authenticity, according to the BBC, which quoted Turkish President Erdogan: "They even leaked a national security meeting. This is villainous, this is dishonesty. ... Who are you serving by doing audio surveillance of such an important meeting?" The Turkish government immediately blocked Youtube in an apparent effort to stop the story from spreading.
The leaked tape reveals top Turkish leaders including intelligence chief Fidan, Army official Yasar Guler, Foreign Minister Ahmet Davutoglu and Foreign Ministry official Feridun Sinirlioglu discussing how to attack their own country to create a pretext for invading Syria. They discuss sending Turkish military units into Syria to fire missiles at Turkey, and even staging a false-flag attack on the tomb of Turkish hero Suleyman Shah. They also expressed hope that their false-flag deceptions might convince NATO to impose a no-fly zone over Syria – a euphemism for the kind of massive aerial bombardment NATO used to overthrow the government of Libya.
The false flag scandal is the latest crisis to rock Erdogan's government, which has been locked in a power struggle with CIA-backed cleric Fethullah Gulen. Turkish sources say Gulen's organization, which dominates the Turkish National Police, probably recorded and leaked the false-flag tape with CIA assistance.
Why is the CIA destabilizing Turkey and sabotaging Erdogan, who has been obeying Western orders by helping the NATO-Saudi-Zionist war on Syria?
The CIA and its Zionist partners are concerned by Turkey's trajectory towards becoming a powerful, prosperous, independent Islamic democracy. An increasingly powerful and independent Turkey would no longer be a reliable US-NATO client state. And it would not continue to kowtow to Israel.
Turkey's stirrings toward independence were already visible in 2003 when the Turkish parliament refused to cooperate with the US war on Iraq. They were even more visible in May 2010, when the Israeli massacre of peaceful protestors aboard the Mavi Marmara triggered a strong Turkish reaction including the threat to go to war against Israel by using the Turkish Navy to end the genocidal blockade of Gaza. That was when the CIA ordered its asset Gulen to start destabilizing Erdogan, who has been struggling for his political life ever since.
If the West can keep Turkey weak, it can continue to dominate that strategically crucial country. So it is employing a divide-and-conquer strategy by splitting Turkey's democratic Islamic movement between CIA stooge Gulen and the slightly more independent Erdogan.
By exposing the Turkish false-flag plot, the CIA-Gulen crowd is risking significant blowback. First, the Turkish public may react less by turning against Erdogan than by demanding an end to Turkish support for the war on Syria. If Erdogan were to announce that he was taking full responsibility for the scandal and then fire the malefactors – as President John F. Kennedy did after the Bay of Pigs disaster in 1961 – he might survive unscathed... especially if he used the incident as an excuse to end Turkey's unpopular involvement in the Syrian war and restore the "no problems with neighbors" policy that served Turkey so well.
Another source of potential blowback is the spread of the false flag meme. The CIA and its Israeli friends are the world's worst false flag culprits. If the people of the world ever wake up and understand that national leaders routinely attack their own countries as a pretext for going to war, the top echelon of leaders in the US and Israel will spend the rest of their lives in prison for their crimes against humanity on September 11th, 2001.
The Zionists and Operation Mockingbird agents who dominate the American mainstream media are terrified that Americans will learn about false flag attacks. So they have blacked out the Turkish false flag story in order to suppress false flag awareness among the American people.
The USA Today article quoted above is the only major US media story that mentions the Turkish false-flag plot. According to Paul Joseph Watson of Infowars.com, the mainstream US and European media (with the sole exception of USA Today ) has conspired to cover up the Turkish false flag plot. Watson notes that Reuters, a European wire service owned by the Rothschilds, along with the BBC and all of the top American mainstream outlets including CNN, the Washington Post, and the LA Times suppressed the false flag plot from their coverage. Instead, they obfuscated the false flag plotting – the heart of the Turkish scandal – with polite euphemisms or even outright lies. For example, the Rothschilds' Reuters story claimed the Turks were plotting to "secure the tomb of Suleyman Shah" rather than conduct a false-flag attack on it.
The New York Times – the flagship publication of America's Zionist elite – also played down the false flag story. The Times did report that the Turkish tape included discussions of "a plot to establish a justification for military strikes in Syria. One option that is said to have been discussed was orchestrating an attack on the Tomb of Suleyman Shah..." But the New York Times coverage did not mention the term "false flag" nor did it clearly lay out the nature of the plot. The Times characterized the tape as suggesting "that Turkey was looking to provoke an attack to justify a Turkish military operation." That, of course, is a lie. The Turkish leaders were not looking to provoke an attack; they were looking to carry out the attack themselves.
But the New York Times, and the rest of the Mockingbird media, is afraid to inform its audience that national leaders routinely conspire to attack their own nations. If the American people discovered false flags, they might learn about Operation Northwoods – a 1962 plan signed off on by every member of the US Joint Chiefs of Staff to mass murder Americans in phony terrorist attacks in order to provoke war with Cuba. They might learn about Operation Gladio – a Cold War era program of false flag bombings and shootings in Europe conducted by US military assets and attributed to "leftists." And, worst of all, they might learn the truth about 9/11.
The CIA, by destabilizing Turkey through leaking its leaders' false flag plots, is playing with fire.
aletho

Sunday, March 30, 2014

[humor] Politicians and brains.....

A cannibal entered the meat market to buy something nice for dinner. 

The owner greeted him and told him to look around. 

The cannibal began to inspect the meat case and noticed the market specialized in brain.

Upon further inspection he noticed a marked disparity between the costs of brain meats. 

A carpenter's brain sells for $1.50 per pound. 

A plumber's brain sells for $2.25 per pound. 

He noticed with alarm that a politician's brain sells for $375.00 a pound. 

With not a little curiosity he asked the owner why the huge difference in price between the similar meats.

The owner responded with a deadpan look on his face, "Do you realize how many politicians it takes to get a pound of brains?"

[NAUGHTY] Jewish Sex

No matter what Isaac the husband did in bed; his wife never achieved an orgasm. 
Since by Jewish law a wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult their Rabbi.

The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: 'Hire a strapping young man. 
While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. 
That will help your wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm.'

They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as! they make love. 
It does not help and the wife is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi.

'Okay,' he says to the husband, 'Try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them.'

Once again, they follow the Rabbi's advice. They go home and hire, the same strapping young man.

The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. 
The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and soon she has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting screaming orgasm.

The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly,

'See that, you schmuck? THAT'S how you wave the towel!'

'Willen jullie meer of minder PVV'ers?' [MINDER!, MINDER!, MINDER! Dan gaan WE dat regelen!]

Thomas von der Dunk: 'Willen jullie meer of minder PVV'ers?'

Door: COLUMN - Thomas von der Dunk − 30/03/14, 08:30
© anp. Geert Wilders
column Wie denkt dat de PVV nu ten einde komt, heeft te vroeg gejuicht, schrijft Thomas von der Dunk. 'Door tien jaar maatschappelijk isolement te mid­den van een dozijn bewakers plus Martin Bosma is hij psychologisch inmiddels zo misvormd dat hij geen sorry kan zeggen en alleen maar verder kan gaan: een pathetisch geval van politieke Giles de la Tourette.'
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    Er weten er een paar te ontsnappen, vervolgens wordt de opstand neergeslagen en gaat het hek van de kerker weer op slot.
  • © anp.
    Geert Wilders
Het was, naar politieke effectiteit gemeten, zonder twijfel Wilders' meest briljante speech in jaren. 'Willen jullie in Nederland meer of minder PVV-ers?' 'Minder, minder, minder!', brulde de verzamelde aanhang. Wilders: 'Nou, dan gaan we dat regelen'.   

Opportunisti­sche slippendragers
Dat is boven verwachting goed gelukt. Eindelijk heeft hij in zijn leven eens iets geheel op eigen kracht bereikt, zonder de hulp van opportunisti­sche slippendragers zoals Rutte en Verhagen in 2010. In diverse PVV-frac­ties hield de ene na de andere lijfeigene het nu voor gezien.   

Niet dat daarmee aan de PVV al een einde komt: wie dat hoopt, heeft te vroeg gejuicht. Daarvoor is het ongenoegen en de toekomstangst waarop Wilders teert te wijd verspreid. En daarvoor slaagt hij er teveel in om steeds weer de aandacht te trekken: de zogenaamd politiek-correcte media zijn, door voor elke oprisping in Wilders' onderbuik hun microfoon aan te bieden, de facto zijn beste bondgenoot.   

Maar we waren opnieuw getuige van iets wat we de komende jaren ongetwijfeld vaker zullen zien. Als gevolg van toenemend despotisch gedrag van de leider breekt er in de eigen gelederen om de zoveel tijd een slavenopstand uit, omdat sommigen het gekoeioneer niet langer meer verdragen. Er weten er dan een paar te ontsnappen, vervolgens wordt de opstand neergeslagen en gaat het hek van de kerker weer op slot.
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    Wilders lijdt aan een Messias- of, in twintig­ste-eeuw­se termen, een Führersyn­droom.
Paranoïde natuur
Het is duidelijk dat Wilders er, anders dan zijn vriendin Marine le Pen, niet in slaagt een partij op te bouwen: daarvoor zit zijn paranoïde natuur hem teveel in de weg. Wilders is een generaal zonder vertrouwen in zijn eigen troe­pen, waardoor hij door zijn troepen niet wordt vertrouwd.   

Jos Poelmann, ex-directeur van een tbs-kliniek, had 22 maart een lange brief nodig om het ziektebeeld te duiden. Ik denk dat ik met één zin kan volstaan: Wilders lijdt aan een Messias- of, in twintig­ste-eeuw­se termen, een Führersyn­droom. Zijn opmerking dat de PVV binnenkort burgemeesters gaat leveren, getuigt van veelzeg­gende zelfover­schat­ting. Dat nu juist de beoogde kandidaat net uitgebroken is, verhoogt slechts de ironie daarvan.   
Voor zijn afscherming van de werkelijkheid heeft Wilders niet eens meer zo'n Chinese instantmuur op de Dam nodig: je omringen met Dion Graus en Fleur Agema volstaat. Door tien jaar maatschappelijk isolement te mid­den van een dozijn bewakers plus Martin Bosma is hij psychologisch inmiddels zo misvormd dat hij geen sorry kan zeggen en alleen maar verder kan gaan: een pathetisch geval van politieke Giles de la Tourette.   

Complete malloten
Wilders zal voor zijn slachtoffertje¿spelen ongetwijfeld straks ook nog vele kiezers vinden, maar steeds moeilijker kandidaten om de veroverde zetels op te vullen, van complete malloten afgezien. Daardoor dreigt steeds opnieuw een LPF¿achtige aftakeling in slow¿motion. Buiten de ontspoorde Arabist Hans Jansen toont de Europese lijst al vooral inteelt.
  • © anp.
    Roland van Vliet
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    Van Vliet en Van Klaveren zijn in dat opzicht een beetje als al die NSB-ers die op Dolle Dinsdag snel Mein Kampf in de vuilnisemmer verstopten. Maar dit zal wel demonisering van mij zijn.
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    Joram van Klaveren
Punt is dat wie eenmaal in Wilders' klauwen gevangen zit, zoveel schepen achter zich heeft verbrand dat de stap terug naar de civiele samen­leving een hele grote geworden is. Werkgevers zitten over het algemeen toch al niet zo op oud¿politici te wachten (ook verdienstelijke wethouders hebben vaak moeite een baan te vinden), maar zeker niet op die van dit schreeuwerige slag. Eberhard van der Laan heeft in dat verband al het opzetten van een deradicaliseringsprogramma voor ex¿PVV¿ers gesug­gereerd, zoiets dus als in Duitsland voor ex-neonazi's bestaat.   

Want laten we wel wezen: Van Vliet en Van Klaveren mogen voorwen­den plots last van gewetenswroeging te hebben, zij hebben tot voor kort aan Wilders' haatzaaierij vrolijk meegedaan. Zo wilde Van Vliet een paar maanden terug nog eigenhandig asielzoekers 'het land uit stampen'. Nu zegt hij dat zijn uittreden 'voelt als een bevrijding'. In dat opzicht zijn zij een beetje als al die NSB-ers die op Dolle Dinsdag snel Mein Kampf in de vuilnisemmer verstopten. Maar dit zal wel demonisering van mij zijn.   

Ranzig Nederland
Opvallend ook die plotselinge afkeer van mensen die lang vonden dat 'Wilders toch wel een punt had', maar hem nu plots te ver vinden gaan: in de kringen van De Telegraaf, GeenStijl, PowNed en alle andere kroonjuwe­len van Ranzig Nederland. Zeker, Wilders is te ver gegaan ¿ maar zoveel meer te ver dan tot dusverre ook weer niet. In hoeverre zijn gedrag behalve onfat­soenlijk ook strafbaar is, laat ik in het midden.   

De toenemende radicalisering van de PVV betekent tevens de complete deconfiture van de VVD, die ¿ anders dan het worstelende CDA ¿ zelfs na 2012 nooit echt afstand van de PVV heeft durven nemen. Ook nu moest vicepremier Lodewijk Asscher het morele initiatief grijpen.   

De premier wond zich aanvankelijk meer op over de videoclip van een gestoorde rapper uit Sneek, dan over het steeds stuitender wangedrag van een politicus met een miljoen kiezers achter zich. De eerste veroordeling was slap, de tweede scherpere kwam er pas na dagen uit, de woorden moesten uit zijn mond getrokken worden. "De PVV staat dichter bij de VVD dan de PvdA", zo heeft Rutte ooit tijdens een verkiezingscampagne verklaard. Tja, wie ben ik om aan die analyse van de premier te twijfelen?   

VVD-invalshoek
Wilders bekritiseren maakt hem electoraal slechts groter, zo was jaren­lang de VVD¿invalshoek. Zet dit tegenover Van Haersma Buma: 'Er is een moment dat de hoeveelheid stemmen er niet meer zoveel toe doet'.   

Opnieuw valt in deze kwestie de VVD¿partijleider door stelselmatig wegkijken door de mand. Na de gênante vertoning in Sotsji staat Nederland er met hem andermaal gekleurd op, en zelfs met Zwarte Piet kwam hij er van de week opnieuw niet uit. Dat is ook een toenemend probleem voor de PvdA, die met deze partij die elk normbesef ontbeert nu al anderhalf jaar een regering vormen moet en daarvoor aan D66 een forse prijs betaalt.

Thomas von der Dunk is columnist voor Volkskrant.nl

Cops Escort Diabetic Man Out Of Movie Theater For Bringing In Strawberries

Cops Escort Diabetic Man Out Of Movie Theater For Bringing In Strawberries

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By Lina Batarags, Fri, March 28, 2014
A Brooklyn man was escorted out of a Park Slope movie theater this past Sunday for eating strawberries during a showing of the hit movieDivergent.
Michael Kass, a 41-year-old financial analyst, has Type 2 diabetes, which keeps him from eating the junk food snacks sold at the Park Slope Pavilion. So, to keep his insulin in check during the movie, he bought a carton of strawberries from a local market.
When the father of three tried to enter the theater, a worker checked his bag and found the strawberries. The worker told Kass that he would have to throw away the berries, as no outside food was allowed in the theater.
Kass tried to explain his diabetes, only to find that the workers “didn’t seem to care.” When he asked the manager to refund his $12 ticket, the manager refused.
In response, Kass stuffed the strawberries back in his bag and took a seat in the theater.
The problem wasn’t over. Kass hadn’t even opened the carton of strawberries when, about ten minutes into the previews, the manager reappeared in the theater, this time accompanied by two police officers. The officers escorted Kass out of the theater, citing his strawberries as the problem.
“It was embarrassing,” Kass recalls. “I didn’t expect it. Two police officers came and told me to leave with a full theater of people watching.”
Kass asked the officers if “this is for real,” to which the officers replied, “Yes, you have to leave.”
The irate customer said that he has “felt for a long time that more theaters should offer healthy snacks.” He later posted a complaint on the theater’s Facebook page, and wrote Mayor Bill de Blasio a letter urging him to advocate for healthier snacks in New York City cinemas.
“I’m hoping they change their policy…but I’m never going back there,” Kass said of the movie theater.
Theater owner Ben Kasash said the theater’s actions in calling the police were extreme. Kasash apologized to Kass on Facebook and offered him and his family free screening passes.
“We have hired a theater management company to help us revamp the theater to address the issues and help with the customer service,” Kasash told ABC News.

10 Computer Mouse Tips To Know

10 Computer Mouse Tips To Know

While the mouse may seem like a trivial aspect of your computer, there are probably a lot of things you don't know about its use. Here are some great tips on how to maximize your use of the mouse, which will increase your overall productivity on the computer.
silver surfers
Photo: Ambro/ freedigitalphotos.net
1. Shift Key and Mouse Click

In text editing programs like Microsoft Word and even on your regular webpage, you can highlight all or portion of a certain text using the Shift key and clicking on your mouse. Place the cursor (the sign of the mouse) at the beginning of a paragraph and hold down the Shift key. Click at the end of the paragraph to highlight the entire thing, or wherever in the text that you would like to end the selection.

Another tip: Holding down the Alt key while highlighting text in a text editor will allow you to selectively highlight the text. This is most useful if a paragraph or other text is in a column.

2. Use the Scroll Wheel to The Max

Most computer mice have a scroll wheel in between the right and left click buttons that allows you to scroll up and down the page by moving the wheel. However, this wheel can be used to do much more than just scroll!

- The mouse wheel can be used as a button. Pressing down on the wheel is like clicking with a third mouse button. You can press down on a link to open the web page in a new tab in your browser. It can also be used to close a tab in the browser by clicking the wheel on an already open tab.

- Hold down the Shift key as your scroll up and down in your Internet browser to quickly move back and forward between webpages. Scrolling up goes forward while scrolling down goes back.

- To zoom in and out on a web page or document, hold down on theControl (Ctrl) key and scroll up to zoom in, scroll down to zoom out.

- Some mouse wheels can be pushed left or right to move backwards (left) and forwards (right) on a webpage.

3. Select With Double or Triple Clicks


Words can be selected by double clicking the word. If you want to highlight an entire paragraph, click the mouse button three times on the text
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4. Right-Click

You can use the right-click when you want to highlight text or wish to view the properties of an object. For example, if you highlight text, you can right-click on the highlighted item and copy it, then right-click anywhere else to paste it.

Another tip: If you right-click text and drag it while continuing to hold the right mouse button, when you let go you will be given the option to move or copy the text. This will save you the extra step of having to right-click again where you want to paste the text.

5. Ctrl Key and Mouse Click

When you hold down the Ctrl key, you can left-click to select multiple files or highlight multiple sections of text. You can also hold down theCtrl key and use the down or up arrows to select the text.
control
Photo: Stuart Miles

6. Use Mouse Side Buttons


Newer computer mice have side buttons on the side of the mouse (next to the usually right and left keys). These buttons can be programmed to do most anything, but by default, the left-thumb button can be used to go back on a web page, and the right button to go forward.
 
For More Computer Tips:
7. Use Snap to Feature

Windows has a handy 'Snap To' feature that will automatically move your mouse to buttons in the dialog box, such as the 'X' to exit or the '_' to minimize. For example, to close a window, you may get a prompt asking if you really want to perform the task. With the Snap To feature, the mouse will automatically move to the OK button so that all you have to do is click if you agree. To enable this feature, open the Mouse properties under the Control Panel, and check 'Snap To' under the Pointer Options tab.
snap to
8. Manage an Open Window

Double-click on the top title bar of a window to maximize the window or, if it is already maximized, to resize it. Double click on the icon for the window in the top left corner to close that window.

9. Move the Mouse With Your Keyboard


Instead of using a regular mouse, you can enable your computer to use the number pad instead. This trick takes some time to master, but it can make your use of the computer much more efficient.
mouse
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10. Hold Your Mouse Correctly!

There is no need to hold onto your mouse for dear life! The mouse will move well with just a light touch, which will also protect the health of your wrist. This is important for those that use the computer for hours a day, because incorrect posture on the mouse, or keyboard for that matter can cause a lot of unnecessary pain.

This Day Trivia - march 30

Events

2003 Iraq War

1993 DOS 6.0



1991 William Kennedy Smith

1987 Record amount paid for a single work of art

1984 Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous

1981 Pres. Reagan

1972 Vietnam War

1965 U.S. Embassy in Saigon is destroyed

1965 Ku Klux Klan

1950 Invention of the phototransistor

1907 First flight of a commercially-built airplane

1891 First U.S. national forest

1880 Metropolitan Museum of Art

1867 Alaskan Purchase

1867 15th Amendment

1858 First pencil with an attached eraser

1842 First operation under general anesthesia

Births
1970 Secretariat d. 1989

1968 Céline Dion

1964 Tracy Chapman

1962 M.C. Hammer

1958 Maurice LaMarche

1957 Paul Reiser

1945 Eric Clapton

1937 Warren Beatty

1930 John Astin

1929 Richard Dysart

1927 Peter Marshall

1917 Herbert Anderson d. 1994

1913 Marc Davis d. 2000

1913 Frankie Laine

1902 Ted Heath d. 1969

1853 Vincent van Gogh d. 1890

1820 Anna Sewell d. 1878

1746 Francisco Goya d. 1828

1135 Maimonides d. 1204


Deaths
2004 Alistair Cooke b. 1908

2002 Elizabeth b. 1900

1986 James Cagney b. 1899

1981 DeWitt Wallace b. 1889

1975 Florence Lowe Barnes b. 1901

1949 Friedrich Bergius b. 1884

1911 Ellen Henrietta Swallow Richards b. 1842

Are There Any Venomous Mammals?

The platypus is the only venomous mammal – the males have poisonous spurs
on hind legs.

The male platypus is the only furred venomous mammal in the world. The
species is native to Australia and has a distinctive mix of features: a
furry body, a flat tail like a beaver, and webbed feet and a bill like a
duck. Male platypuses also have poisonous stingers on the backs of their
legs, which allows them to shoot venom when it feels threatened; however,
the venom usually results in significant pain but not death. They tend to
hunt underwater for bottom feeder prey, such as worms, insects, and
shellfish. Although the male platypus is the only furred venomous mammal,
the species does not actually have any natural predators so it is not known
why they have this defense mechanism.
Read More: http://www.wisegeek.com/are-there-any-venomous-mammals.htm?m

How low will Israel stoop to win the propaganda war? [lower then the lowest has gone!]

How low will Israel stoop to win the propaganda war?

by aletho
By Stuart Littlewood | September 15, 2009
“The Israel Project”, a US media advocacy group, has produced a revised training manual to help the worldwide Zionist movement win the propaganda war, keep their ill-gotten territorial gains and persuade international audiences to accept that their crimes are necessary and conform to “shared values” between Israel and the civilized West.
It’s a clever document.
The manual teaches how to justify the slaughter, the ethnic cleansing, the land-grabbing, the cruelty and the blatant disregard for international law and UN resolutions, and make it all smell sweeter with a liberal squirt of the aerosol of persuasive language. It is designed to hoodwink us ignorant and gullible Americans and Europeans into believing that we actually share values with the racist regime in Israel and that its abominable behaviour is therefore deserving of our support.
Israel is hoping for a public relations massacre. The other side – the Palestinian Authority and the Palestine Liberation Organization – don’t take communications seriously and have neglected to correct Israeli distortion. They are happy, it seems, for Israel’s one-sided definitions to prevail, which of course makes the task for Israel so much easier. This latest propaganda offensive is potentially the “coup de grace” to finish off the tormented Palestinians. See it here.
And the manual will no doubt serve as a communications primer for the army of cyber-scribblers that Israel’s Ministry of Dirty Tricks is recruiting to spread Zionism’s poison across the internet.
This quote at the beginning sets the tone: “Remember, it’s not what you say that counts. It’s what people hear.”
Top priority: demonize Hamas
The manual’s numerous messages are aimed at the mass of “persuadables”, primarily in America but also in the UK. The strategy from the start is to isolate the democratically-elected Hamas and to rob the resistance movement and the Palestinian population of their human rights.
  • “Clearly differentiate between the Palestinian people and Hamas. There is an immediate and clear distinction between the empathy Americans feel for the Palestinians and the scorn they direct at Palestinian leadership. Hamas is a terrorist organization – Americans get that already. But if it sounds like you are attacking the Palestinian people (even though they elected Hamas) rather than their leadership, you will lose public support. Right now, many Americans sympathize with the plight of the Palestinians, and that sympathy will increase if you fail to differentiate the people from their leaders.”
The plight of the Palestinians under Israel’s heel was an international concern long before Hamas appeared on the scene.
But this is familiar ground. We scorned George Bush and Tony Blair and had to differentiate between them and their respective peoples. We now have to do the same with Barack Obama and Gordon Brown. We are tired of having to make that same differentiation between the Israeli people and the dreadful leaders they produce.
  • “ISRAEL’S RIGHT TO DEFENSIBLE BORDERS: With more than three years of violent history since Israel’s agreement to withdraw from Gaza and portions of the West Bank [sic], Americans have had time to take stock of the situation and form opinions. The big picture: they believe that Hamas’s leadership of Gaza has made Israel and the region less safe, while some are more receptive to what they perceive as a moderate approach in the West Bank by Mahmoud Abbas. Based on these experiences, they are willing to grant Israel more leeway in resisting calls to give more land for more peace.”
Here we clearly see the motive for demonizing Hamas – Israel wants more leeway to continue its land-grabs and other criminal activities.
  • “If… If… If… Then”: Put the burden on Hamas to make the first move for peace by using If’s (and don’t forget to finish with a hard then to show Israel is a willing peace partner). “If Hamas reforms… If Hamas recognize our right to exist… If Hamas renounces terrorism… If Hamas supports international peace agreements… then we are willing to make peace today.”
How one-sided and daft can you get? Substitute Israel for Hamas.
Words that work
The manual sets out numerous examples of “words that work” – supposedly.
  • “We know that the Palestinians deserve leaders who will care about the well being of their people, and who do not simply take hundreds of millions of dollars in assistance from America and Europe, put them in Swiss bank accounts, and use them to support terror instead of peace.”
No mention here of the billions of tax dollars Israel takes from the US and spends on munitions to obliterate and vaporize its neighbours.
  • “Peace can only be made with adversaries who want to make peace with you. Terrorist organizations like Iran-backed Hezbollah, Hamas, and Islamic Jihad are, by definition, opposed to peaceful co-existence, and determined to prevent reconciliation. I ask you, how do you negotiate with those who want you dead?”
Hamas and Hezbollah are only regarded as terrorists by the White House and Tel Aviv and by US-Israeli stooges and flag-wavers in Westminster and elsewhere.
In Executive Order 13224 – “BLOCKING PROPERTY AND PROHIBITING TRANSACTIONS WITH PERSONS WHO COMMIT, THREATEN TO COMMIT, OR SUPPORT TERRORISM” – Bush used this definition: “The term “terrorism” means an activity that –
(i) involves a violent act or an act dangerous to human life, property, or infrastructure; and
(ii) appears to be intended —
(A) to intimidate or coerce a civilian population;
(B) to influence the policy of a government by intimidation or coercion; or
(C) to affect the conduct of a government by mass destruction, assassination, kidnapping, or hostage-taking
.”
It describes the antics of the US and Israel perfectly.
  • “There is NEVER, EVER, any justification for the deliberate slaughter of innocent women and children. NEVER… there is one fundamental principle that all peoples from all parts of the globe will agree on: civilized people do not target innocent women and children for death.”
Quite so. Where does that leave Israel, which recently killed 320 children in Gaza and 773 civilians, including 109 women? From 2000 (the start of the second Intifada – the Palestinian urising against the Israeli occupation) up to the end of last year Israel had slaughtered 4,936 Palestinians in their homeland, including 952 children, according to the Israeli human rights organization B’Tselem. In the same period Palestinians killed 490 Israelis in Israel including only 84 children. So, Israel’s kill-rate is at least 10 to 1, and rising since the blitzkrieg on Gaza.
Iran-backed or US-backed – take your pick
  • “Use humility. ‘I know that in trying to defend its children and citizens from terrorists that Israel has accidentally hurt innocent people. I know it, and I’m sorry for it. But what can Israel do to defend itself? If America had given up land for peace – and that land had been used for launching rockets at America, what would America do? Israel was attacked with thousands of rockets from Iran-backed Palestinian terrorists in Gaza. What should Israel have done to protect her children?’”
Palestinians too have a right to defend themselves. Hamas was the popular choice of Palestinians at the last election and is entitled under international law to take up arms against an illegal occupier and invader. If it is supported by Iran, so what? Israel is extravagantly funded and supplied by the US. Here’s part of their begging-bowl “Military Aid Speech”:
  • “Israel makes the request for military assistance out of self-defense. As a democracy, they have the right and the responsibility to protect our borders. As a democracy, they have the right and the responsibility to protect their citizens.
  • “Israel does not ask for US troops to protect itself. It does not ask for a single American soldier to protect its borders. It only asks for the funds for them to protect themselves. They need the equipment so that their own troops can ensure the safety of their civilian population through this gathering conflict with the enemies of democracy.
  • “They didn’t ask to have our nation built in range of Iranian missiles. They didn’t ask that their nation be a focal point for religious extremists who have declared war on the West and on democracy.
  • “But they are, and they need your help.”
And here’s the rationale behind it:
  • “Americans fundamentally believe that a democracy has a right to protect its people and its borders. And while Americans don’t want to increase foreign aid in a time of significant budgetary deficits and painful spending cuts, there is one and only one argument that will work for Israel (in four easy steps):
(1) As a democracy, Israel has the right and the responsibility to defend its borders and protect its people.
(2) Terrorist groups, including Iran-backed Hezbollah and Hamas, continue to pose a direct threat to Israeli security and have repeatedly taken innocent Israeli lives.
(3) Israel is America’s one and only true ally in the region. In these particularly unstable and dangerous times, Israel should not be forced to go it alone.
(4) With America’s financial assistance, Israel can defend its borders, protect its people, and provide invaluable assistance to the American effort against the war against terrorism.”
It’s evident that Americans don’t believe in democracy enough to allow Palestinian democracy to flourish.
  • “When the terror ends, Israel will no longer need to have challenging checkpoints to inspect goods and people. When the terror ends we will no longer need a security fence.”
There are no rockets coming out of the West Bank, so why is the security fence still there – and still being built? Why are the occupation troops still there? Why are hundreds of checkpoints still there? Why is Israel still stealing land, demolishing Palestinian homes and building settlements there?
  • “Remind people – again and again – that Israel wants peace.
Reason One: If Americans see no hope for peace – if they only see a continuation of a 2,000-year-long episode of “Family Feud” – Americans will not want their government to spend tax dollars or their president’s clout on helping Israel.
Reason Two: The speaker that is perceived as being most for PEACE will win the debate. Every time someone makes the plea for peace, the reaction is positive. If you want to regain the public relations advantage, peace should be at the core of whatever message you wish to convey.”
Israel has never met its peace agreement obligations. It doesn’t want peace – every action is directed at keeping the conflict going until the Israelis have stolen enough land and established enough ‘facts on the ground’ – Jews-only settlements, highways, disconnected Palestinian bantustans – to enable them to redraw the map to suit their expansionist agenda and make the occupation PERMANENT.
Gaza in a vice
  • “Israel made painful sacrifices and took a risk to give peace a chance. They voluntarily removed over 9,000 settlers from Gaza and parts of the West Bank, abandoning homes, schools, businesses and places of worship in the hopes of renewing the peace process. Despite making an overture for peace by withdrawing from Gaza, Israel continues to face terrorist attacks, including rocket attacks and drive-by shootings of innocent Israelis. Israel knows that for a lasting peace, they must be free from terrorism and live with defensible borders.”
Israel never left. It still occupies Gazan airspace, coastal waters and airwaves, and controls all borders except Rafah where it nevertheless exerts a veto. Israel has Gaza in a vice, which is crushing the tiny enclave’s economy, starving its 1.5 million citizens and creating a huge humanitarian crisis in an attempt to bring the elected government to its knees.
  • “Draw direct parallels between Israel and America – including the need to defend against terrorism… The more you focus on the similarities between Israel and America, the more likely you are to win the support of those who are neutral. Indeed, Israel is an important American ally in the war against terrorism, and faces many of the same challenges as America in protecting their citizens.”
Note how Israel’s strategy is almost totally dependent on the false idea that they are victims of terror and Western nations need to huddle together with Israel for mutual protection. Fortunately, level-headed people are beginning to realize who the terrorists really are.
It must be blindingly obvious by now that allowing parallels to be drawn between Israel and America only serves to increase the world’s hatred of America. US citizens need to wake up to this, and British citizens should avoid falling into the same trap.

Inject with “core values” and repeat over and over again…

  • “The language of Israel is the language of America: ‘democracy’, ‘freedom’, ‘security’, and ‘peace’. These four words are at the core of the American political, economic, social and cultural systems, and they should be repeated as often as possible because they resonate with virtually every American.”
If so fluent in this language, why doesn’t Israel acknowledge its neighbours’ rights to democracy, freedom, security and peace and end their military oppression?
  • “A simple rule of thumb is that once you get to the point of repeating the same message over and over again so many times that you think you might get sick – that is just about the time the public will wake up and say ‘Hey – this person just might be saying something interesting to me!’ But don’t confuse messages with facts…”
Never let facts get in the way of a good message!
  • “How can the current Palestinian leadership honestly say it will pursue peace when previous leaders rejected an offer to create a Palestinian state just a few short years ago and now refuse to live up to their responsibilities as outlined in the Road Map?”
This must be a reference to Ehud Barak’s so-called “generous offer”, another of the myths Israelis love to peddle. The West Bank and the Gaza Strip, seized by Israel in 1967 and occupied ever since, comprise just 22 per cent of pre-partition Palestine. When the Palestinians signed the Oslo Agreement in 1993 they agreed to accept the 22 per cent and to recognize Israel within “Green Line” borders (i.e. the 1949 armistice line established after the Arab-Israeli war). Conceding 78 per cent of the land that was originally theirs was an astonishing compromise on the part of the Palestinians.
But it wasn’t enough for greedy Barak. His “generous offer” required the inclusion of 69 Israeli settlements within the 22 per cent remnant. It was plain to see on the map that these settlement blocs created impossible borders and already severely disrupted Palestinian life in the West Bank. Barak also demanded the Palestinian territories be placed under “temporary Israeli control”, meaning Israeli military and administrative control indefinitely. The “generous offer” also gave Israel control over all the border crossings of the new Palestinian state. What nation in the world would accept that? The unacceptable reality of Barak’s offer, contained in the map, was hidden by propaganda spin.
Later, at Taba, Barak produced a revised map but withdrew it after his election defeat. Don’t take my word for it – the facts are well documented and explained by organizations such as Israel’s Gush Shalom.
  • “Why is the world so silent about the written, vocal, stated aims of Hamas?
And why is the world so silent about the written, stated aims of the racist regime and its political parties? Read their manifestos.
  • “Successful communications is not about being able to recite every fact from the long history of the Arab-Israeli conflict. It is about pointing out a few core principles of shared values – such as democracy and freedom – and repeating them over and over again… You need to start with empathy for both sides, remind your audience that Israel wants peace and then repeat the messages of democracy, freedom, and peace over and over again… we need to repeat the message, on average, 10 times to be effective.”
Is democracy a shared value? Israel is an ethnocracy not a democracy. Is freedom a shared value? The world is still waiting for Israel to allow the Palestinians their freedom.
  • “The situation in the Middle East may be complicated, but all parties should adopt a simple approach: peace first, political boundaries second.”
Renounce resistance while still under Israel’s jackboot? The correct approach is for the international community to insist first that Israel complies with international law and the many UN resolutions it has contemptuously ignored. The boundaries are already defined. Whatever issues remain to be decided, Palestinians should not have to negotiate under occupation or duress.
Rockets, bombs and atrocities: the language of peace
  • “Bottom line: What will happen if we fail to get the world to care about the fact that Israeli parents in southern Israel need to literally dodge rockets when they drive their children to kindergarten in the morning? What will happen if the world allows Iran, the world’s largest state sponsor of terrorism, to get nuclear weapons? What will Israel do if bad press causes American citizens to ask [their] government to turn its back on Israel? Why do I care so much about the success of your communications efforts? I care because I never want our children to live through what my family and yours lived through in the Holocaust.”
Only one in 500 makeshift Qassam rockets causes a fatality, small beer compared to the devastation and carnage resulting from Israel’s state-of-the-art rocketry targeted on Gaza. How does it look when Palestinians are forced to pay the price for the Holocaust? And how much does Israel care about the Palestinian holocaust it has caused?
The manual then gives a long glossary of terms. Here’s a sample:
  • “Deliberately firing rockets into civilian communities”: Combine terrorist motive with civilian visuals and you have the perfect illustration of what Israel faced in Gaza and Lebanon. Especially with regard to rocket attacks but useful for any kind of terrorist attack, deliberate is the right word to use to call out the intent behind the attacks. This is far more powerful than describing the attacks as “random”.
Israelis know all about bombarding civilian targets. And they are careful not to mention that Sderot, until recently the only Israeli township within range of Gazan rockets, is built on the ruins of an ethnically cleansed Palestinian village whose inhabitants were forced from their homes by Jewish terrorists.
  • “Economic Diplomacy”: This is a much more embracing and popular term than the current lexicon of “sanctions”. It has appeal across the political spectrum: the tough economic approach appeals to Republicans, and the diplomacy component satisfies Democrats.
We can all play this game. Israel is now beginning to suffer “economic diplomacy” in the form of worldwide boycotts.
  • “Economic Prosperity”: Whenever Israel talks about the “economic prosperity” of the Palestinians, it puts Israel in the most positive light possible. After all, who can disagree?
What sort of prosperity is it when nothing can be imported or exported without Israel’s approval and fisherman can’t even put to sea in their own waters without having their boats shot up by the Israeli navy?
  • “Human to Human”: “We know that the average Palestinian and the average Israeli want to come together and make peace. They want to live in peace. Israeli leaders have come together with Arab leaders to make peace in the past. But how do you make peace with Hamas and Hezbollah?”
Simple. You get off their land and stay off. There can be no peace under occupation. You have to be very stupid not to understand that.
  • Humanize Rockets”: Paint a vivid picture of what life is like in Israeli communities that are vulnerable to attack. Yes, cite the number of rocket attacks that have occurred. But immediately follow that up with what it is like to make the nightly trek to the bomb shelter.
Would Israel care to tell the world how many bombs, rockets and shells (including the illegal and prohibited variety) its US-supplied F-16s, tanks, armed drones and navy gunboats have poured into the densely-packed humanity that is Gaza?
Still more advice…
  • “Living together, side by side”. This is the best way to describe the ultimate vision of a two-state solution without using the phrase.
Sounds cute but is worn out. Who would want to live alongside bigots and extremists who have made your life a misery for 61 years?
  • “When talking about a Palestinian partner, it is essential to distinguish between Hamas and everyone else. Only the most anti-Israel, pro-Palestinian American expects Israel to negotiate with Hamas, so you have to be clear that you are seeking a ‘moderate Palestinian partner’.”
Where are the moderate Israeli partners?
  • “The fight is over IDEOLOGY – not land; terror, not territory. Thus, you must avoid using Israel’s religious claims to land as a reason why Israel should not give up land. Such claims only make Israel look extremist to people who are not religious Christians or Jews.”
If the fight isn’t about land, why did Israel steal it at gunpoint? And why won’t they give it back when told to by the UN?
  • “Think PRO-PALESTINIAN. While I have spoken about Israeli casualties, I want to recognize those Palestinians that have been killed or wounded, because they are suffering as well. I particularly want to reach out to Palestinian mothers who have lost their children. No parent should have to bury their child.”
Israel won’t even allow cement into Gaza to build the graves.
  • “And so I say to my Palestinian colleagues … you can stop the bloodshed. You can stop the suicide bombings and rocket attacks. If you really want to, you can put an end to this cycle of violence. If you won’t do it for our children, do it for your children.”
Effective Israeli sound bite. Speechless.
  • “I want to see a future where the Palestinians govern themselves. Israel does not want to govern a single Palestinian. Not one. We want them to govern themselves. We want them to have complete self-determination.”
Is that why Israel tried to snuff out Palestine’s democracy – and the people’s right to self-determination – immediately after the 2006 elections?
  • “The big picture approach is this: You must isolate Hamas as:
– A critical cause of the delay in achieving a two-state solution
– The biggest source of harm to the Palestinian people, and
– The reason why Israel must defend its people from living in terror.
Read from the Hamas Charter. Now, here’s how to attack Hamas: indict them with their own indoctrination materials. Yes, people know Hamas is a terrorist organization – but they don’t know just how terrifying Hamas can be. The absolute best way to heighten their awareness is to read from the Hamas Charter itself. Don’t just “quote” from it. Read it. Out loud. Again and again. Hand it out to everyone.”
At last Israel makes a good point. After three years of “government” Hamas must be mad to persist with its ill-advised charter. They have been severely tested. They have matured. They have earned credibility in many eyes. Israel’s behaviour makes Hamas look good. But all that will count for nothing if they don’t rewrite their charter as a matter of urgency.
Regev’s pearls of wisdom. But how safe is the region under the threat of Israel’s nukes?
  • “It’s not just Israel who refuses to speak to Hamas. It’s the whole international community… Most of the democratic world refuses to have a relationship with Hamas because Hamas has refused to meet the most minimal benchmarks of international behaviour.” Mark Regev
Isn’t that a little cheeky, Mr Regev, coming from a regime widely condemned for war crimes, piracy and mega-lawlessness?
  • “It was the former UN secretary-general, Kofi Anan, that put four benchmarks on the table. And he said, speaking for the international community…
That if Hamas reforms itself …
If Hamas recognizes my country’s right to live in freedom…
If Hamas renounces terrorism against innocent civilians…
If Hamas supports international agreements that are being signed and agreed to concerning the peace process… then the door is open. But unfortunately – tragically – Hamas has failed to meet even one of those four benchmarks. And that’s why today Hamas is isolated internationally. Even the United Nations refuses to speak to Hamas. – Mark Regev
Which of those benchmarks has Israel met, Mr Regev?
  • “Israel is very concerned about the Iranian nuclear programme. And for good reason. Iran’s president openly talks about wiping Israel off the map. We see them racing ahead on nuclear enrichment so they can have enough fissile material to build a bomb. We see them working on their ballistic missiles. We only saw, last week, shooting a rocket to launch a so-called satellite into outer space and so forth. The Iranian nuclear programme is a threat, not just to my country, but to the entire region. And it’s incumbent upon us all to do what needs to be done to keep from proliferating.” – Mark Regev
Why is Israel the only state in the region not to have signed the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty, Mr Regev? Are we all supposed to believe that Israel’s 200 (or is it 400?) nuclear warheads pose no threat? Would you also like to comment on why Israel hasn’t signed the Biological and Toxin Weapons Convention, and why it has signed but not ratified the Comprehensive Nuclear Test-Ban Treaty, similarly the Chemical Weapons Convention? What proof do you have of Iran’s nuclear weapons plans?
And why do you persist in misquoting Mr Ahmadinejad?
The Holy City is not up for grabs
  • “The toughest issue to communicate will be the final resolution of Jerusalem. Americans overwhelmingly want Israel to be in charge of the religious holy sites and are frankly afraid of the consequences should Israel turn over control to the Palestinians. Consider:
– 71 per cent of Americans trust Israel most to protect the holy sites in Jerusalem, compared to 6.1 per cent who trust the Palestinian authority most. 8.5 per cent per cent trust neither.
– 54 per cent of Americans believe that ‘Jerusalem must remain united under Israeli sovereignty’ while just 23.9 per cent believe that ‘Jerusalem should be divided into Israeli controlled and Palestinian controlled areas’.
Given the choice between the two, Americans of all political and demographic stripes trust Israel to protect and have sovereignty over Jerusalem.”
Israel is in control right now and prevents Muslims and Christians from outside the city visiting the holy places. No way can Israel be trusted. The UN’s partition plan decreed that Jerusalem should become a ”corpus separatum” under international management. It is unlikely that the UN would wish to see its resolutions torn up or international law rewritten for Israel’s sole benefit, regardless of America’s misinformed opinion.
Get the name-calling right
I’ll close with the following extract:
  • Many on the left see an ‘Israel vs. Palestinian’ crisis where Israel is Goliath and the Palestinians are David. It is critical that they understand that this is an Arab-Israeli crisis and that the force undermining peace is Iran and their proxies Hezbollah, Hamas and Islamic Jihad. You must not call Hamas just Hamas. Call them what they are: Iran-backed Hamas. Indeed, when they know that Iran is behind Hamas and Hezbollah, they are much more supportive of Israel.”
By the same token we must call the racist regime what it is – US-backed Israel.
Iran’s support for Hamas is difficult to quantify and probably less than we think. More funding has probably come from Sunni Arab countries such as Saudi Arabia and Qatar. In any case, it is peanuts compared to America’s support for Israel.
Hamas is an offshoot of Egypt’s Muslim Brotherhood and was founded in 1987 during the first Intifada. Hezbollah came into being in 1982 in response to US-backed Israel’s invasion of Lebanon. So, the territorial ambitions of US-backed Israel provoked the rise of both. Israel’s problem is entirely self-inflicted and shouldn’t concern the rest of us.
Hamas’s election manifesto in 2006 called for maintaining the armed struggle against US-backed Israel’s occupation of the Palestinian territories, which seems a perfectly valid aim.
Our obligation to respect and promote human rights
The Israel Project’s training manual is an unpleasant piece of work. It runs to 116 pages and I have only scratched the surface. It recycles many of the discredited techniques used by the advertising industry before standards of honesty, decency and truthfulness were brought in to protect the public.
And it serves to undermine with clever words the inalienable rights pledged by the UN and the world’s civilized nations to all peoples, including the Palestinians.
When you have to stoop this low you simply don’t have a case.
The Palestinian side urgently needs to strip away the deception and re-frame the Holy Land situation in truthful language. And it needs to debunk this Zionist handbook. If the PA and the PLO won’t do it, who will?
Everyone should bear in mind the following, written nearly 61 years ago:
“Now, Therefore THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY proclaims THIS UNIVERSAL DECLARATION OF HUMAN RIGHTS as a common standard of achievement for all peoples and all nations, to the end that every individual and every organ of society, keeping this Declaration constantly in mind, shall strive by teaching and education to promote respect for these rights and freedoms and by progressive measures, national and international, to secure their universal and effective recognition and observance, both among the peoples of Member States themselves and among the peoples of territories under their jurisdiction.”
It would seem that Israel has not read or understood the principles enshrined in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, which all nations signed up to. Attempts to wipe out the rights of people who happen to be in the way of the Zionist vision of a “Greater Israel” deserve no support whatever.
aletho