HIGH SCHOOL > 1957 vs. 2010

HIGH SCHOOL
> 1957 vs. 2010
>
>Scenario 1:
>Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school
>parking lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack.
>1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and
>gets his shotgun to show Jack.
>2010 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never
>sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students
>and teachers.
>
>Scenario 2:
>Buster and Dale get into a fist fight after school.
>1957 - Crowd gathers. Buster wins. Buster and Dale shake hands and
>end up buddies.
>2010 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Buster and
>Dale. They are both charged them with assault and both expelled even though Buster
>started it.
>
>Scenario 3:
>Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.
>1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the
>Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class
>again.
>2010 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then
>tested for ADD. The family gets extra money (SSI) from the government because
>Jeffrey has a disability.
>
>Scenario 4:
>Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a
>whipping with his belt.
>1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows
>up normal, goes to college and becomes
>a successful businessman.
>2010 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care
>and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she
>remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has
>an affair with the psychologist.
>
>Scenario 5:
>Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school..
>1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock
>2010 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug violations.
>His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.
>
>Scenario 6:
>Pedro fails high school English.
>1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.
>2010 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear nationally
>explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist.
>ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro's
>English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given
>his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot
>speak English.
>
>Scenario 7:
>Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts
>them in a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.
>1957 - Ants die.
>2010 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged with
>domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents -- and all siblings are
>removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is
>placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
>
>Scenario 8:
>Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee He is found
>crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
>1957 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
>2010 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces
>3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
>
>
>This should hit every email inbox to show how stupid we have become!!