The Blonde & the Cattle
Breeder
A blonde city girl named Amy
marries a Colorado rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the
cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The insemination man is coming over
to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail into the 2 by 4
just above where the cow's stall is in the barn. Please show him where
the cow is when he gets here, OK?"
The rancher leaves for the fields. After a while, the artificial
insemination man arrives and knocks on the door. Amy takes him down to
the barn. They walk along the row of cows and when Amy sees the nail, she
tells him, "This is the one right here."
The man, assuming he is dealing with an air head blonde, asks, "Tell
me lady, 'cause I'm dying to know, how would YOU know that this is the
right cow to be bred?"
'That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall,'
she explains very confidently.
Laughing rudely at her, the man says, "And what, is the nail
for?"
The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder, "I
guess it's to hang your pants on..."
( It's nice to see a
blonde winning once in awhile..)
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