[naughty] HUMOR..

A married couple rushed to the hospital because the woman was in labor the
doctor asked the couple, "I have invented a new machine that you might want
to try, it takes some of the labor pains away from the mother and gives it
to the father."

So the married couple decided that they would try this.

So the doctor hooked the machine up and put it on 10% of pain switched from
the mother to the father and the husband said "I feel okay turn it up a lot
more" so the doctor turned it up to 50% and the husband said "why don't you
just put it all on me cause I'm not feeling a thing" but the doctor warned
them "this much could kill you if you're not prepared", and the husband
replied "I am ready "so the doctor turned the machine up to 100% but the
husband didn't fell a thing so they went home happy with a pain free labor,
but when they got home the mailman was dead on the front porch!