The American Family Association (a designatedhate group that still attracts genuflecting Republican politicians for some reason) is very,very angry that the United States Post Office saw fit to print a stamp honoring the late Harvey Milk, and they're not going to take it anymore.To the crazymobile!
What you can do…I only accept 'Merican flag stamps, damn it! No, wait—I only accept bright shiny silver dimes taped to the letters, none of this government postal scrip for me! No—I only accept letters delivered by men in full revolutionary regalia! On horseback! And the horse has to have a patriotic name, something like "Starspangled" or "Alexander Hay-milton".1. Refuse to accept the Harvey Milk stampif offered by your local post office. Instead, ask for a stamp of the United States flag.2. Refuse to accept mail at your home or business if it is postmarked with the Harvey Milk stamp. Simply write 'Return to Sender" on the envelope and tell your postman you won't accept it.
Please
do this, patriots. Please, please refuse to accept or open your mail if
it comes with a stamp picturing the guy you don't like. Any
inconvenience or financial harm you suffer from not getting that mail
will be a small price to pay compared to the entertainment value the
rest of us will get by watching it.
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