The Mortician's Big Discovery
While examining the the body of Mr. Schwartz, a mortician notices that Schwartz has the largest penis he has ever seen.
"I'm
sorry, Mr. Schwartz," says the mortician, "But I can't send you to be
cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved
for posterity."
The
mortician removes the penis, places it in a jar and puts the jar in his
briefcase. When he gets home, he decides to show it to his wife. "I
have something to show you that you won't believe," he says, removing
the jar from his briefcase.
"Oh my God!" she screams, "Schwartz is dead!"
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