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Friday, August 2, 2013

A-POLITICAL APHORISMS

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. ~ Henry Cate, VII

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. ~
Aesop

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union
speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven. ~ Will Rogers

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even where
there is no river. ~ Nikita Khrushchev

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your
opponents will do it for you. ~ Author unknown

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go
out and buy some more and to tunnel. ~ John Quinton

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. ~ Tex
Guinan

I have come to the conclusion that politics is too serious a matter to be
left to the politicians. ~ Charles de Gaulle

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to
change the locks. ~ Doug Larson

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