On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger
Woods drives his Mercedes into a petrol station in a remote part of the
Irish countryside. The pump attendant who knows
absolutely nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner
completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Top of the mornin' toyer, sir" says
the attendant. Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends
forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his
shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are those?", asks the
attendant. "They're called tees" replies
Tiger. "Well, what on this god's earth are
dey for?" inquires the Irishman. "They're for resting my balls on
when I'm driving", says Tiger. "Fookin Jaysus", says the Irishman,
"Mercedes thinks of
everything!".
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