A
teacher asks
her class, 'If
there are 5
birds sitting
on a fence and
you shoot one
of them, how
many will be
left?'
She
calls on
little Ralphy.
He
replies,
'None, they
will all fly
away with the
first
gunshot.'
The
teacher
replies, 'The
correct answer
is 4, but I
like your
thinking..'
Then
little RALPHY
says, 'I have
a question for
YOU.
There
are 3 women
sitting on a
bench having
ice cream:
One is
delicately
licking the
sides of the
triple scoop
of ice cream.
The
second is
gobbling down
the top and
sucking the
cone.
The
third is
biting off the
top of the ice
cream.
Which
one is
married?'
The
teacher,
blushing a
great deal,
replied,
'Well, I
suppose the
one that's
gobbled down
the top and
sucked the
cone.'
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