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Sunday, March 9, 2014

Arkansas Judge Says ‘Sluts are Just Whores in Training’

Arkansas Judge Says ‘Sluts are Just Whores in Training’

by Ned Twyman
A state judge in Arkansas has admitted to being a sexist, racist, homophobe, and rape aficionado apparently. Judge Mike Maggio has confessed to anonymously posting some totally hateful, ignorant, but most definitely unacceptable comments on a message board for fans of LSU called "Tiger Droppings". Posting under the pseudonym "geauxjudge" the good jurist has written such enlightened pearls of wisdom as:
[box type="shadow"]"Sluts are just whores in training."
"Find out when the gay/lesbian week at Disney World. My mom took all 12 grand kids and what a crappy week. Nothing like having to explain to your 5 year old son why those two grown men in line for it's a small world are kissing. They have like 25k show up and they take over the place for a week."
"Balcony for the minorities? Yep I remember seeing True Grit in segregated movie theater. We used to wonder why they got the balcony seats."
"Rodeo sex...Bend her over, slide in from behind, put your arm under and around her neck, lean forward, then whisper in her ear... 'this just how your sister liked it'... Then try to hold on for 8 seconds".[/box]
Additionally, Maggio was also involved with an earlier ethical violation involving Oscar-winning actress Charlize Theron. He has admitted to making racially offensive and misogynistic posts shaming Theron for adopting a South African baby two months before the adoption became a matter of public record. Thankfully, it looks as if these revelations may be having a positive effect already. Maggio has taken himself out of the running for a spot on the Arkansas Court of Appeals, and the state Judicial Discipline and Disability Commission is launching an investigation. His term is set to expire at the end of the year.
Ned Twyman

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