One Liners.......

You're not fat, you're just... easier to see.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

If you're not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?

You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.

I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious.

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

Oh, you're straight? Well, so is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends.

99% of women say they don't like men who wear leather pants. Which works out perfectly, since 100% of men who wear leather pants don't like women.

Life without women would be a pain in the ass, literally.