Holy Shot! Kentucky Man Shoots Himself In Restroom While Getting Ready To ‘Unload’
by Howard Crane
A responsible gun owner
and concealed carry permit-holder in Kentucky was shot in the leg on
Sunday while using the toilet. When you gotta go, you gotta go, right?
The
man claimed he was looking for a safe place to store his weapon before
he relieved himself, so Commando thought he should set his pistol atop
of the toilet paper dispenser. Bada-bing, bada...BOOM! The gun slid off
the dispenser and fired, striking the man in the leg. Nevermind this
incident ,we are told by NRA officials that guns are still completely
harmless inanimate objects that can't fire without a responsible white
Republican Christian human pulling the trigger.
The
gun's identity is not being released pending an investigation.
Authorities are interested in how this weapon managed to take down a highly trained,
responsible, concealed carry holder with totally adequate training in
gun safety techniques. After the literal, figurative, and
metaphorical'Oh-sh*t' moment, the man was transported to a local
hospital and was treated for a non-life threatening injury. The toilet
paper dispenser was questioned and released, but told not to leave town.
h/t: TPM

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