Gay Male Bears Like Blow Jobs Too
Today in adventures of animal sex: After members of the Academy of Sciences Department of Wildlife Conservation in Poland witnessed two brown bears "performing regular acts of fellatio on each other" (way to be creepy, Polish animal conservationists), they have determined that blow jobs are a regular occurrence among the gay male members of the species, reports Metro. Unfortunately, however, there's no Grindr for the homosexual male bear community.
The write-up in Zoo Biology states that fellatio occurs "multiple times per day until [the bears are] at least 10 years old," and "the roles of provider and receiver of the act remained unchanged." Which is pretty bleak for the provider, if you ask me. It's really only fair to take turns.
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