Pastor Charles Worley: “Pregnant Women Should Get Anti-Gay Vaccine To Protect Babies From Aids”
Written by Newslo July
24th 2015
“Pastor Charles Worley of Maiden, N.C.’s Providence Road Baptist
Church recently told his congregation that lesbians and “queers” should be
rounded up, placed in camps with electrified fencing and left to die.
“Worley believes that placing gays in camps will ensure homosexuality
dies out since gays “don’t reproduce.” Worley isn’t apologizing for his sermon,
saying: “We offer NO apologies in believing the King James Version (KJV) of the
Bible is the inerrant Word of God. If you live in this area or are ever passing
through, I invite you to come visit us at Providence Road Baptist
Church.”
Commenting
on his fiery statements, the pastor added that “anti-gay camps might not even be
enough to contain and annihilate the evil of homosexuality that plagues the
Earth.”
“When
I really think about it more thoroughly, holding camps and electric fences are a
decent enough solution, but they might take too long. Not to mention all that
extra time on their hands will give the queers ample opportunity to savor in
their blasphemy and sodomy. No, what we really need is something much faster,
much more efficient and brutal. Wait a minute,” the pastor shouted, “I got it!
Gimme just a sec,” he stated and pulled out his cell phone right in the middle
of the interview.
“Hey
Chris, how are you doing? How’s everything in New Jersey?” the pastor inquired,
leading Newslo’s interviewer to the obvious conclusion that the person on the
other side of the line was, in fact, the Governor of New Jersey, Chris Christie.
“Say, how’s that women’s Viagra pill deal working out? Uh-huh? That good? And
any news on the anti-lesbian vaccine? Great, great. Listen, Chris, I just got a
killer idea – have you ever thought about an anti-gay vaccine? I know, sounds
epic, right? Look, set the wheels in motion and I’ve got the market and guinea
pigs already set up on my end, don’t worry about it. Keep me posted. Talk
later.”
After
some 2 minutes, the pastor tucked away his cell phone, got back on his seat and
with a notable smile on his face said, “Where were we? Ah, yes – methods more
efficient than holding camps for gays. Well, you just heard what I’m up to. I
really think that an anti-gay vaccine would do the job quite nicely, and I’m not
just talking about the short-term effects. No, I think the best thing to do is
nip the problem in the bud. Instead of just gays, we’ll administer the vaccine
to pregnant women in order to minimize the chances of gay babies being born.
That won’t only lead to fewer gays, but it will also result in fewer AIDS cases.
I mean, after all, everybody knows that gays are the most responsible for the
spike in HIV cases in recent years, especially in the U.S.”
Asked
if an anti-gay vaccine would really work considering the ethical issues that are
obviously involved, the pastor replied: “Of course it would. It will. It has to.
I mean, instead of developing our own brand, we can always import the Russian or
Chinese version, but like our problems, I like our solutions to be ‘Made in
America’ as well.”
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