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Monday, June 27, 2016

Blonds... ARRRRGGGGHHHHH

There was once a blonde woman on a plane to Detroit. She was in the economy class, but after take-off, she saw an empty seat in first class and moved there. 

An attendant saw her and said, "Excuse me, ma'am, but you have a ticket for economy class, not first. You cannot stay here." The blonde replied, "I can and I will." 

The attendant told the co-pilot, who came and talked to the woman. "Ma'am, we really can't have you staying in this seat, your ticket was for economy." "You can't make me move." 

The co-pilot told the captain, who tried to talk her out of the seat but it didn't work. 

Finally, a man who had heard what had been going on told the attendant to let him have a go at getting the woman out of the seat because he was married to a blonde too, so he knew how to deal with her. 

After a quick chat with her, she moved. The shocked attendant asked him how he did it. 

The man replied, "I told her first class wasn't going to Detroit."

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