CATHOLIC GOLF Catholic or not you have to laugh at this one......

CATHOLIC  GOLF  

Catholic  or not  you have to laugh at this  one.  

A   Catholic priest and a nun were taking a  rare  afternoon off
And enjoying a  round of golf. 

The priest stepped  up to the first tee and  took a mighty  swing.
He missed the ball entirely  and  said "Shit, I missed."

The good  Sister  told him to watch his language. 

On his next  swing, he missed  again. "Shit, I missed." 

"Father,  I'm not going to play with you if  you keep  swearing,"
The nun said tartly.  

The priest promised to do better and  the  round continued.

On the 4th  tee, he misses  again. The usual comment  followed.

Sister is  really mad now  and says, "Father John, God is going  
To  strike you dead if you keep  swearing like that." 

On the next  tee, Father John swings and  misses again. 
"Shit, I missed."

A  terrible  rumble is heard and a gigantic bolt of   lightning comes
Out of the sky and  strikes  Sister Marie dead in her tracks. 

And  from the sky  comes a booming voice.  
"Shit,   I missed."