[HUMOR! HUMOR!!!!!! EXPECT THE WORST! SMILE... It is Littele Johnnie!] Which Part of the body goes to Heaven first?

Which Part of the body goes to Heaven first ?

The Sunday school teacher was speaking to her class one morning and
she asked the question, "When you die and go to heaven..... which part of
your body goes first?

 

 

Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think its your hands."

 

"Why do you think its your hands, Suzy?"

Suzy replied,

"Because when you pray, you hold your hands

together in front of you and God just takes your hands first."

 

 

"What a wonderful answer!" the teacher said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Teacher, I think its your legs".

The teacher looked at him with the strangest look on her face.

Now Little Johnnie, why would you think it would be your legs?

Little Johnny said,"Well I walked into daddy's bedroom the other night..

and uncle Bill was lying on the bed with his legs straight up in the air, and he was saying,

 

"OH GOD, I'M COMING!".

 If dad hadn't pinned him down, while lying on top of him, we would have lost him!"

THE TEACHER FAINTED!