How to get to Heaven from Scotland ...

How to get to Heaven from  Scotland  ... 
I was testing children in my  Glasgow  Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven.

I asked them, "If I sold my house and my
car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my
money to the church, would that get me
into heaven?"

"NO!" the children answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed
the garden and kept everything tidy, would
that get me into heaven?"

Again, the answer was 'No!' 

By now I was starting to smile.

"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and
gave sweets to all the children and
loved my husband, would that get me
into heaven?"

Again, they all answered 'No!' 

I was just bursting with pride for them. 

I continued, "Then how can I get into heaven?"
                                                     
A six year old boy shouted, 
 
     "Yuv got tae be fukin' dead"

An the moral of this is:

Even if you are foulest, the sickest, the most wicked, and the most perverted creature of the world... once you are dead you can go to heaven........... Doing good doesn't mean that you be going to heaven.... it can mean that you go to hell... because of all the good you did...................