An 18-year-old suicide bomber blew himself up and appeared before Allah.
He said, Oh, Allah, I did your bidding, but I have a request.
Since I'm only 18 and spent all my time in terrorist training school, I
have never been with a woman. So, instead of 72 virgins, who also won't
know what to do sexually, can I have 72 whores
Allah regarded him for a moment, and then replied, Actually, the 72 virgins
are here in heaven because assholes like you murdered them before they
could experience
the pleasure of sex. So you're here to service them. Since
they're virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous; and, frankly, you'll be
on constant, exhausting duty
The bomber responded Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it
be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity
And Allah replied Who said they were women
Now there's a concept nobody has thought of
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