[HUMOR!!!!!!] Think... think.... think.... till the ten-cent coin falls.........

I was at a pub in far Outback Western Queensland last Saturday night,

when this really brutally ugly girl(a FUGLY) came up to me,

She Squeezed my Arse and said

"Give me your number, sexy."

 

 

I Asked

"Have you got a pen?"

She smiled and said

“YES”

I replied,

"Well you better get back to it,

before the Farmer notices you're missing."