Dublin Minion Attack Puts Traffic At A Standstill
Locals in Santry, near Dublin, swiftly realised this was only part of the small yellow invaders' plans to dominate the Earth and enslave humanity.
Cllr Paul McAuliffe said: "I don’t want to sound like a killjoy, but if that had landed on a cyclist, for instance, it could have been serious. If you take the Minion part of it out, if this was a large inflatable weather balloon that had not been properly tethered, there would be no humour in this story at all."
Despite this small victory for planet Earth, the tiny yellow creatures continue to penetrate our society in small ways many may not even notice.

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