The traffic stop ...

A cop made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan , KS . He asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance.

 

The lady took out the required information and handed it to the cop. In with the cards the cop was somewhat surprised (due to driver's advanced age) to see she had a conceal carry permit. He looked at her and ask if she had a weapon in her possession at this time.

She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box.  Something---body language, or the way she said it---made him ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having  a 9mm Glock in her center console.

 

Now the cop had to ask one more  time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have  just one more gun, a .38 special in her purse.

 

The cop then asked her what was she so afraid of.

She looked him right in the eye and said, "Not a damn thing!"