[HUMOR!!!!!!!!!!] Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square, Rome..................

    Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square, Rome.

     The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room,
     Everyone calls him 'Father'."

     The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop.  When he walks into a room
     People call him 'Your Grace'."

     The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal.  When he enters a room
     Everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."

     The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope.
     When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

     Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence,
     The four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

     She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,

 

 

 

     Slim,

     Tall,

     38D breasts,

     24" waist, and

     34" hips.
  

      When she walks into a room, people say, 'My God!'"