*****************************************************************************
The
liquid inside young coconuts can be used as
a
substitute
for Blood
plasma.
***************************************************************************
No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait... ****************************************************************************
Donkeys kill more people annually
than
plane crashes or shark attacks. (So, watch your
Ass )
************************************************************************
You burn more calories sleeping
than you
do watching television. **************************************************************************
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older. ****************************************************************************
The first product to have a bar code
was Wrigley's
gum. *************************************************************************
The King of Hearts is the only king
WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE ***************************************************************************
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive
from each salad served
in first-class. **************************************************************************
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since
Venus is normally associated with women, what does
this tell you?)
(That women are going the 'right' direction...?)
*********************************************************************
Apples, not caffeine,
are
more efficient at waking you up in the
morning . ************************************
***********************************
Most dust particles in your house are made from
DEAD SKIN
! ************************************************************************
****
The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
So did the
first ' Marlboro Man'. ***************************************************************************
Walt Disney was afraid
OF MICE! ************************************************************************** PEARLS
DISSOLVE

IN VINEGAR !
*********************************************************************
The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
**********************************************************************
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but, not
downstairs.
************************************************************************ A duck's quack doesn't echo,
and
no one knows why. ************************************************************************
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
(I keep my
toothbrush in the living room now
!) ***************************************************
And the best for last.....
Turtles can
breathe through their butts.(I know some
people like that, don't YOU
?)
So........................

Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on......and go move your toothbrush !!!

***************************************************************************
No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times. Oh go ahead...I'll wait... ****************************************************************************
Donkeys kill more people annually
************************************************************************
You burn more calories sleeping
Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older. ****************************************************************************
The first product to have a bar code
The King of Hearts is the only king
WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE ***************************************************************************
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive
Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(That women are going the 'right' direction...?)
*********************************************************************
Apples, not caffeine,
Most dust particles in your house are made from
The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
Walt Disney was afraid
IN VINEGAR !
*********************************************************************
The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
**********************************************************************
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
************************************************************************ A duck's quack doesn't echo,
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
And the best for last.....
So........................
Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on......and go move your toothbrush !!!

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